You too can have your picture taken on Eminem’s lap. The rapper is offering Christmas greetings on his website for $24.95 a pop. Insert your face into one of four naughty or nice photos with Shady Claus. The print will be sent to the North Pole (aka Detroit) and autographed by Slim Shady himself sometime before President’s Day. All proceeds will go to The Marshall Mathers Foundation, Eminem’s charitable organization for the support and development of disadvantaged youth.