‘SNL’ Stans for Beyoncé in ‘Beygency’ Skit

The Beygency

Beyoncé runs the world, and if you disagree, your life may be in danger. “Saturday Night Live” poked fun at everyone’s obsession with the pop superstar in a film parody starring host Andrew Garfield.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 star learns what happens to people who go against the Queen Bee when he mentions that he’s not a huge fan of “Drunk in Love.”

“He turned against his country, and it’s queen,” says the narrator in the four-minute trailer.

A group of secret government agents known as “The Beygency” relentlessly hunt him down to erase his identity. He encounters Rihanna stans, played by “24″ stars Kiefer Sutherland and Mary Lynn Rajskub, who try to help him escape before they are gunned down.

He is eventually thrown behind bars, where he meets a woman who was imprisoned for not dancing to “Crazy in Love” at a wedding.

Watch the dramatically hilarious trailer, which is rated NC-17 for Mild Language Against Beyoncé.



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46 Comments

  1. Mystery

    I’m sure I would be on the Beygency hit list! Lol Yes, the skit was funny but BeyHive should feel ashamed truly that’s how their viewed.

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    zariya Reply:

    @Mystery, im a beyonce stan and im not even going to lie this is so true. ive seen beyonce fans get pretty physical with non-fans lol.

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  2. tamara

    The first lady is shaking in her boots. She thought she was the most powerful woman in america.

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  3. Haha

    Lol this was absolutely hilarious. Well done skit.

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  4. Mister Lenz

    This is so on point. The beyhive is our B6-13, child. lol

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  5. Major Sushi

    Whoever has been a victim of the Beyhive, please raise your hand

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    Keri Hilson Reply:

    @Major Sushi, I have.

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    Major Sushi Reply:

    @Keri Hilson, lol

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    Andy Reply:

    @Major Sushi, *raises hand* I even love Beyoncé LOL no one is safe

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    Flower Power Reply:

    @Andy, buhaha I know right? just one tiny little comment like “but i’m not so sure about Drunk In Love” then all hell breaks loose

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    Andy Reply:

    @Flower Power, EXACTLY. I was like “there are better single choices” and suddenly I’m the anti-Christ

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    King Fierce Reply:

    @Andy, I’m sure you said more than that. I’ve seen your posts. They are more fiction than fact.
    /-)

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    Bitches In Paris Reply:

    @King Fierce, LMAO right @ him trying to play victim

  6. Mya

    LOL! Beyonce has so much impact.

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  7. Mao_the_cat

    That’s what you get when you perform non stop world wide. Beyonce worked hard for this.. LOL I’m glad they’re making fun…

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    bEEzy69 Reply:

    @Mao_the_cat, It’s crazy though when you think about it, she hasn’t done any promo whatsoever for her album besides a couple performances and the touring. She doesn’t need do promote herself and her projects, people do it for her haha.

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  8. dustin

    the funniest part of this whole skit was illustrating how obsessed white people are with extolling the brilliance of beyonce.

    oh and the ruthlessness of the beyhive. lol

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  9. x

    This is a clear representation of the respect held for Beyonce showmanship even if it’s in a comical light. Bey proud

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  10. You Mad?

    I don’t hate Beyonce but RiRi is #1 so i’m on Beygency hit list then! lol!

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    Mario Reply:

    @You Mad?, Girl shut up.

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    karamelkisses Reply:

    @You Mad?, only in your book. when ri sells 882,000 albums in 3 days, is #1 in 112 countries simultaneously & breaks itunes w/ the release of a surprise (non-promoted) album, then we can talk. I won’t even touch the performance aspect. ri is a distant #2.

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    Maya Reply:

    @You Mad?, She has yet to see Beyonce’s #’s in first week sales this far in her career & has more albums than Bey.

    Bye.

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  11. You Mad?

    Awkward moment when y’all realized it’s just a skit poking fun! #LMAO

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  12. 4thahive

    Where can I apply for the Beyagency my CV is ready!!!!!! lol This is Too FUNNY!!

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  13. Gre

    Are we missing the point here? They are making fun of how idiotically dedicated her mindless fans are, not that she has so much power

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    karamelkisses Reply:

    @Gre, quite the contrary … the fact that they dedicated such an eloborate skit to her fans speaks not only to her impact as THE premier artist of this generation but also the fact that she has THE most loyal fanbase in music. some of her fans, like every other artists’ fans, are extreme however the antagonists of beyonce can be extreme as well. fact is, love her or hate her … there is NO ONE in her lane!

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    Sean Reply:

    @karamelkisses, Hahaha oh God…

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  14. A Realist

    The sad, sad accuracy.

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  15. BEDSTUYFLY

    This is ridiculous, Beyoncé is not God. Her stans really need to wake up.

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    karamelkisses Reply:

    @BEDSTUYFLY, NO ONE said she was/is God. She has fans that stan for her like you stan for Rihanna. Rihanna, Miley, Gaga … EVERY artist in the game has loyal fans and has overzealous fans that take everything too far. And from some of the posts, I seen you comment on you need to wake up about Rihanna. It is a delusional fan that will co-sign on some bullsh*t!

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  16. Shutterbug

    I miss the old Beyonce…back when she loved Jesus…and what is this red dot doing on my forehead? *gets shot*

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    Creole boy Reply:

    @Shutterbug, she still does!! She( like the rest of any other regular person in their 30s)grew up,matured,got married,had a child, and is looking at life differently than her DIL years! People love to judge her whole body of work from just listening to ONE song on her album when the whole album isnt that sexual. Of course she’s going to talk about sex because it’s a major part of her & Jays marriage just like any other prospering marriage!! She loves being his wife,her mother,a daughter,sister, and an amazing artist to us fans! Thats what I got out the album and her other projects before this current one! She still loves the Lord even though people like to see receipts on that as if their God smh!

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    Life Reply:

    @Creole boy, Oh my Gosh, it was a joke!

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  17. True That

    The Stans don’t have the intelligence to realize that this is a complete mockery of them and their insanity.

    The beyhive truly seems to be comprised of mentally ill and unstable individuals and errybody knows it (except them).

    They really think this is complimentary, they can twist anything to make Bey seem like she’s larger than life (she is…to YALL only, she hasn’t broken any records in terms of album sales (not 3 days—overall) etc etc..

    Yall are enthusiastic, consider applying it in a manner that improves YOUR life.

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    Maya Reply:

    @True That, it’s not that serious, just a skit.

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  18. stranger

    I cant understand how the people luv that hoe
    She thinks shes the most important woman on earth but in hell she will be the one who burns most haha kleine nutte
    And her videos shameless for her poor daughter

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  19. gaysMADEbeYAWNce

    lets jus keep it real gays are the ones who stan the hardest for bey! it is so fuckin sick and not normal! That is how anyone who doubts the Illuminati can see the power it has over it’s follower’s success and fanbase….smh i woulda been disappeared beause i stay dissin her nonoriginal ass! lmao question for you all is she greater than God?? because yall sure do act like it and i see why because gays feel like they are going to hell anyway so why not worhip someone other than god but not exactly the devil!

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    Bitches In Paris Reply:

    @gaysMADEbeYAWNce, … We still doing the “Beyawnce’ or nah?

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  20. gaysMADEbeYAWNce

    yup

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  21. No angel

    Some of y’all in these comments are taking things way to serious and literal. This is a comedy skit made for laughs and that’s it no one ever said this was real get a life and if u don’t like Bey then stay TF out posts related to her.

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  22. JD

    Lmao. The 24 & Single Ladies bits.

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  23. True That

    She there they go yo…
    “stay out of her posts” B, STFU and Sat down

    You nor your Queen is running shix but your insane arses

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  24. MusicFanatic

    This skit is basically mocking the beyhive. Their obsessed, delusional ways of trolling anyone (fanbase) who states their opinions about beyonce they dislike. Then they call ppl haters because their opinions are different from theirs. They need to realize its 7 billion people in the world, not everyone is a beyonce fan. GTFO it. The media and her crazy hive try to shove her down everyone’s throat thinking everyone has to be a fan of her. Girl bye. Then they contradict themselves, by going around hating on every female singer that’s not her, and then get mad when their fanbases defend their faves. smh! You state your opinion, but others can’t. Get a life, find new hobbies, real=life friendships instead of bragging about accomplishments/sells that aren’t yours, and money that’s not yours. Beyoncé is overrated, only her delusional fanbase is in denial of that. They say the same BS, if u don’t like bey then stop commenting, yet you comment on every youtube video, fansite, twitter page, blog, etc. about female singers that’s not beyonce. Hypocrites. Delusional stans make sane fans look bad. Feel sorry for her regular fans, cause they get overshadows by the obsessed, delusional morons.

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    Bitches In Paris Reply:

    @MusicFanatic, Yet you check for her.. BITCH YOU ARE DELUSIONAL, WAKE UP BITCH.

    Bey will continue to be shoved down your throat as long as your retarded ass keeps checking for her :)

    The Hive got you so upset you’re writing essays about how much you dislike The Hive Bey? Too bad ho. Bey reign still at it .

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  25. Maya

    This was HILARIOUS!

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  26. THE RIHANNA TATTOO THOUGH

    LMAO shadyyyyyyy

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