Many have covered Sam Smith’s “Stay With Me,” but none have done it quite like Chris Brown. The R&B superstar performed a cover of the hit ballad for Instagram, adding his own hilarious lyrics.

“Oh won’t you stay with me ’cause I bought your new weave,” sings Breezy. “Now I done spend my cheese / Bitch, you owe me.”

A blonde Breezy was also in court today for a progress report on his probation, and received a glowing review. According to TMZ, all his random drug tests were negative and he attended bi-weekly therapy sessions.

As a reward, the judge agreed to scale back the number of drug tests from three to two a week.

Watch Breezy put his silly spin on Sam Smith.

Chris Brown appears in an L.A. courtroom for a progress report on August 13.